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Qui Gon Gin once spoke with a Sudanese telemarketer for 17 seconds.
 
Obi Wan Kenobi self-publishes pornographic fan fiction about Omar Sharif.

Dart Vader bedazzles anti-war quilts.

Yoda used to have a "Support the Troops" magnetic car ribbon, but took it off.
 

Once during a confidential psychotherapy session, Mace confessed to lusting for Mesopotamian ass.
 
Anakin Skywalker thinks Cindy Sheehan is a demi-goddess, and therefore does not menstruate.
 
After showers, Luke Skywalker's hair can often be found wrapped in TURBAN!

Han Solo always roots for ARABIAN STALLIONS in the Kentucky Derby.

Princess Leila once sent a late-night text message telling a friend "U R TEH BOMB!"

Chewbacca has an uncle who owns a carpet made in Afghanistan.  (More like to be a carpet.)