I never could resist a meme

It's doing the rounds again.
Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
The story runs that,on one warm summer day, he dozed off under an apple tree and was awakened when an apple fell on his head.

I have no idea what this says about my love life but the book was Terry Pratchett Snuff and no he wasn't talking about Newton.